tita heidi (hot mess part 2)

"my mom asked about you this weekend."
"what did you say?"
"i said you were busy screwing a married man."
"you didn't. what did she say?"
"she said, 'it's that age, no?'"

- - -

"my mom worries about you. she said, 'watch after her. laurene forgets to feed herself.' she wants me to bring you food all the time."
"that's nice of her."
"yeah, she has so much time these days she worries about everyone. she even worries about my post-breakup best."
"is she worrying about MY post-breakup best too?"
"... no, that's too far out."

i should stop worrying about him too.

Hot Mess Part 1

"you probably came up with all your poor decisions from your daily commute to the south, no?"
"yeah, thats when i decided not to recycle this year"

"i bet thats also when you decided to get four chrises to get over the first one"

"ive only ever dated like guys with average intelligence, like just dont offend me before we get down to it"
"no, you dated JS, he's a debater, hes smart"
"hes smart but not an intellectual"
"there was the orthosurgeon"
"how about Intl Relations guy, hes smart too, just a slave to the IOM lol"
"oh yeah, he booty-called me last NYE, not VERY smart"

"andaming nanlalandi sa'yo, maghahatinggabi na"
"oras na nila, e. theyre all medicated and insomniacs."